"Bromance" watch

So i walk into my brothers room. I don't even remember why i think i was gonna steal a battery or something, he was supposed to be in bed like an hour ago. Before I walk in i stop because I hear my brother talking. I walk in and he's on the phone..I assummed it was with the girl he liked and just got home from the haunted house with..so here is the following conversation:

Me:Its 11:30 who are you on the phone with.
Matt: Thomas
Me: Why
Matt: 'Cause I call him every night.
Me:...why?
Matt: 'Cause I can't sleep if I don't talk to him.
Me:....
Matt: He's like my mother he needs to know where I am all the time and what I've done.
Me: Thats seriously weird.

*then matt continutes talking on the phone i'm going to use the name sally for the girl he was with cause a few of you may know her*

Matt on the phone: So obviously I brought you up tonight. I was telling her about us because I way trying to tell a story about you and it needed to be explained so the story was right and she stopped me and was like "so you have a bromance?" and I said "YES, thats the perfect word thats exactly what it is" Thomas thats the perfect word for us!

I then walked out....my brother is strange but its kinda nice he has that good of a friend.

20 minutes later I walk in to him confessing that "he only liked the Vancouver Canuck's Mathias Ohlund because my mom and dad used to call him that and he misses it.

You don't even get how funny this is yet. They stayed on the phone until it was his birthday (Thomas's birthday) so my brother could say happy birthday right at midnight, then they start fighting because Matt wasn't the first person to say it on Facebook because Facebook makes it more official apparently then staying up on the phone with each other and then saying it as soon as the clock strikes 12. They then stayed on the phone for so far 40 minutes talking about his date. I did not know guys did this...maybe its just my brother.

Un-relative

So this is my brother.
Tonight we had a thunder and lightening storm and I very much think it messed with his head. He was acting super super weird and all hyper and just started going off on things and then explaining things unrealistically in great detail. Like the tattoo he wants of an arm flexing on his arm which inside has a picture of pop-eye with a picture of spinich on pop eyes arm...don't ask.
Anyways he said we was going to get ready for bed...and this was the attire I found him. Apparerntly he was just "Bracing himself for the night"